Meet Tux
Hi.
I'm Tux.
I live with two pretty good hoo-mans.
I call them Big Guy and Mama.
Big Guy writes stories.
Mama gives treats.
I supervise both of them.
🐾 Meet
Big Guy
Big Guy found me.
He says,
"Who's a good boy?"
Pretty sure he already knows the answer.
He says he's teaching me about life.
Mostly, I think I'm teaching him.
🐾 Meet Mama
Mama says,
"One more treat won't hurt."
I have reviewed her work.
I agree.
🐾 Tux
Dictionary
Hoo-man
A dog with fewer naps.
Big Guy
The one who throws little white balls and then goes looking for them.
Mama
Keeper of the treats.
Big Dog
What Big Guy calls a deer.
Weird Dog
A cat.
Moving Bed
The Travato.
Rope
My favorite toy...and apparently hoodies, lamp cords and phone chargers.
Nap
The most important part of every day.
Patrol
Walking around the backyard making sure everything still smells the same.
🐾 My Favorites
Favorite toy: Rope
Favorite nap spot: Under Big Guy's barstool
Favorite treat: Anything Mama has
Favorite place: Wherever my hoo-mans are
Favorite smell: Breakfast
Favorite sound: Treat bag opening
Favorite job: Supervising
Favorite adventure: Riding in the Moving Bed
🐾 Frequently Sniffed Questions
How old are you? I was born April 29, 2026. Your turn to count. I’m terrible at math.
What breed are you? My Papa is a Poodle and my Mama is an Australian Shepherd, so they say I’m an Aussiedoodle. Just don’t ask me to spell it.
Where did your name come from? My original name was Bobcat, but Big Guy says I am more like a Pussycat. He says I look like I’m wearing a Tuxedo, and Tux is short for that!
Do you really write Hi-Koo’s? My paws are pretty big, so I can’t type very good, so Big Guy listens to me and writes down my stuff. Besides, I’m too busy looking for bunnies.